What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

What melts your heart every time without fail?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Do many women shave their vaginas?

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

What is your worst experience in life?

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What does Jesus mean in Revelation 3:3 when He states, "Wake up! Strengthen what remains and is about to die, for I have found your deeds unfinished in the sight of my God?"

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How can I navigate a romantic relationship as a trans person, and what are some common challenges that I might face?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do men like women gold diggers?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.